Dan & Nariko roll to stab each other in the dicks with footlongs while debating the most metal Subway sandwich & action movie starring a hip hop artist.
Nariko and Dan sacrifice a dog on stage while debating the most metal broadway musicals & breakfast cereals.
Dan & Nariko attempt to stab each other in the backs with popsicles like idiots while debating the most metal Magic the Gathering cards & Russian figures.
Dan & Nariko roll to impale each other on summer sausages while debating most metal Queen songs & 70's sitcoms.
Dan & Nariko come to you live at their new home, the Funhouse Lounge in Portland, OR. Dan and Nariko debate the most metal South Park episodes and take live quickfire challenges.
Nariko is slaying crowds and crushing ass in Eugene, bringing Shain Brendan in with Dan for a quickfire round from Facebook topics, randomly assorted by Producer Randy.
Dan & Nariko tie at a 4 before Nariko comes out dick hard and flail flailing at Dan over cities & Black Sabbath songs.
Dan & Nariko push each other off of a cliff onto a bed of sharpened bones of children and Star Wars lunch boxes while debating the most metal paintings and child actors.
aWhile producer Randy is away, Dan & Nariko impale each others faces on resin-coated bong shards while debating most metal graphic novels, Mel Brooks movies and a new challenge to close the show in Randy's absence.
Dan & Nariko attempt to rip each other's faces off but fail epically after digitally rolling a d20 on an app like a millenial snowflake.
Dan rolls a natch twambo at some point to impale Nariko on a spire of melted E.T. Atari games while yelling at a juggalo's GoFundMe campaign.
Dan & Nariko roll to drown each other in a murky swamp with mouths stuffed with garlic and preserved Alaskan toe.
In the ultimate quest of gentrification, Dan & Nariko debate the white hot topics of white people stuff & recalled food products.
Dan rolls a 20 to cut Nariko in half dick first while debating the most metal volcanic eruptions & fast food chains.
Quickfire topics from the most metal fans with Adam Pasi as special guest host.
Nariko rolls a 2 to Dan's 16 in the battle to bore the other to death in Beatles' songs & duelists.
Nariko rolls a 1 and succumbs to Dan's battle ax through the face as they debate most metal board games & 50's sitcoms.
Nariko rolls a 10 while Dan rolls an 11 which means Nariko has to turn himself inside out on broken glass while debating most metal real & fictional car chases.
Nariko rolls to give Dan paper cuts between his fingers and toes while debating most metal comedian & real moon.
Nariko calls dan a shithead while Dan cuts him in half with a battle axe to debate 90's horror & tornados