Nariko & Dan roll to see who's life will peter out first while debating most metal prison break & fictional pirate.
Dan & Nariko throw cops at rocks while debating the most metal Halloween celebration & chocolates.
Dan & Nariko roll to shred each other's faces on shattered ornaments while debating domestic beers and, well, ornaments.
Dan & Nariko battle for the most metal playground equipment and urban legend while rolling to castrate each other with hard cheese.
Dan & Nariko roll to stab each other in the dicks with footlongs while debating the most metal Subway sandwich & action movie starring a hip hop artist.
Dan & Nariko attempt to stab each other in the backs with popsicles like idiots while debating the most metal Magic the Gathering cards & Russian figures.
Dan & Nariko roll to impale each other on summer sausages while debating most metal Queen songs & 70's sitcoms.
Dan & Nariko come to you live at their new home, the Funhouse Lounge in Portland, OR. Dan and Nariko debate the most metal South Park episodes and take live quickfire challenges.
Nariko is slaying crowds and crushing ass in Eugene, bringing Shain Brendan in with Dan for a quickfire round from Facebook topics, randomly assorted by Producer Randy.
aWhile producer Randy is away, Dan & Nariko impale each others faces on resin-coated bong shards while debating most metal graphic novels, Mel Brooks movies and a new challenge to close the show in Randy's absence.
Dan & Nariko attempt to rip each other's faces off but fail epically after digitally rolling a d20 on an app like a millenial snowflake.
Dan & Nariko roll to drown each other in a murky swamp with mouths stuffed with garlic and preserved Alaskan toe.