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Randall Lawrence, your self-appointed host, migrated to Portland, OR after a brief 26 year stint in Orange County. No college degree, no filter for stupidity and no regard for intelligence.

Shaun (Sharon) Rahkshani works for an orthopedic surgeon and hates it immensely. His philosophy degree does wonders when it comes to discussing the buttery jack and his sweet deals.

Luke (dodo), knower and producer of all things musically related to the Cranival plays in many bands and leads many musican endeavors, including but not limited to creating every Cranival intro from scratch.

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featured episodes

episode 38 - Two Stars or less: next w/ sean jordan

Our final Two Stars or Less while Randall is in Europe features frequent Doug Loves Movies guest Sean Jordan (Portland comedy phenom) to talk about the Nic Cage Las Vegas magician turned FBI helper film Next. It's a dumb movie and a great time.


episode 36 - Carnivale headlines

This week gets weird when we have Jon-O from This Might Be Good on again as well as a quick check in on the Carnivale Headlines with new senior correspondent, TV's Dick Soup.


Episode 40 - buttfight

30 weeks later, Buttfight returns to the Carnivale Studio. Enjoy this exclusive interview with the elusive band as they release their new single "When I'm On The Road"


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