Connoisseurs of dumb talking about our dumb views on music, movies, TV, culture and the world. Get gross with us...


Randall Lawrence, your self-appointed host, migrated to Portland, OR after a brief 26 year stint in Orange County. No college degree, no filter for stupidity and no regard for intelligence.

Shaun (Sharon) Rahkshani works for an orthopedic surgeon and hates it immensely. His philosophy degree does wonders when it comes to discussing the buttery jack and his sweet deals.

Luke (dodo), knower and producer of all things musically related to the Cranival plays in many bands and leads many musican endeavors, including but not limited to creating every Cranival intro from scratch.

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featured episodes

episode 38 - shannon kyle for "make it hard"

It's legitimately gross this week as we have Shannon Kyle of the "Make It Hard" podcast come on and discuss the vast knowledge of porn parodies he has seen.


episode 36 - Carnivale headlines

This week gets weird when we have Jon-O from This Might Be Good on again as well as a quick check in on the Carnivale Headlines with new senior correspondent, TV's Dick Soup.


Episode 33 - Two Stars or Less w/ Curtis Cook

It's super gross this week as we have hilarious comedian and past dandelion Curtis Cook to help is give Lost in Space the Two Stars or Less treatment.


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